Rob Muerto
Zombies eat brains. You're safe.

 

Transferring over from an all-Zombie institution like Romero High to a multi-species school like K.Thulhu saw Rob going from hero to zero in record time.

 

In Romero, he was pretty much the head honcho. The coolest kid everyone wanted to emulate.

 

But in K.Thulhu, where Zombies are firmly at the bottom of the totem pole, Rob is regarded as little more than a welcome mat… and stepped on just as often.

 

However, the young Zombie is headstrong, and much too proud to just quietly resign himself to a subservient role. If he’s going down, he’s going down fighting – even if it means losing a few body parts in the process.

EDDIE THE WOLFMAN
Just do it. Tomorrow.

 

Eddie’s relaxed and easy-going demeanor doesn’t necessarily work in his favor; he often catches flak from other monsters for being a slacker.

 

Eddie will vigorously dispute that accusation, however, in between 8 hour-long snooze-fests on his Cheetos-encrusted couch.

 

When he isn’t busy catching Z’s and pawing for his remote, you can find Eddie rocking out to 90’s grunge rock, banging away on his drumset, or pulling totally radical 360º aerials on the halfpipe.

 

Eddie’s a Wolfman, one of the two dominant species – alongside the Vampires – vying for the top spot in monsters’ social hierarchy.

 

But Eddie don’t play that game. He’s more of a lone wolf. The type of guy who’d prefer to hang out with the outcasts – like Rob – than with the so-called “cool” kids in school.

Drake

 

Some monsters have it all: the looks, the strength, the speed, the riches, the sma — well, maybe not the smarts. But other than that, Drake pretty much won the proverbial undeath lottery. And he knows it, too…

 

Ever the blowhard, Drake never misses an opportunity to remind everyone how good he has it, and how much better he is than other monsters.

 

Overcompensating for something?

Perhaps…

 

But as a Nosferatu – the rarest, most prestigious, species of Vampire – Drake is not only at the top of the bloodsuckers’ food chain, but all of monsterdom in general. The fact that he belongs to a wealthy aristocratic family (his uncle is a famous Count), dates Eliza (the most popular girl in school), and dominates pretty much every sport that’s played on campus outside of swimming (that one goes to Harry) certainly doesn’t hurt his ego, either.

 

So is he conceited and full of himself? Yes.

But wouldn’t you be too, in his shoes?

 

Hashtag probably.

HARRY THE SWAMPER

 

Straight out of Murky Lake comes K. Thulhu High’s very own state swimming champ, Harry the Swamper!

 

Harry belongs to Drake’s extremely selective clique, and the two seem to be attached at the hip. Which is weird, because they both have planet-sized egos, and they’re both ruthlessly competitive…

 

The only thing bigger than Harry’s ego is his libido. The Swamper is notorious for his promiscuity, and all sorts of sordid rumors circulate the school about his sleazy antics (good thing he’s 18… remember to stay safe, kids!).

 

As a Swamper, Harry boasts of super-strength, enhanced agility and conditioning. But it’s not all rosy: his species’ eyes are photosensitive – meaning he’s near-blind in any setting brighter than an underground cave. To offset this slight impairment, Harry carries a ghetto-fabulous cane that has become a somewhat iconic and indelible feature of his character.

PRINCIPAL KONG

 

There’s something about Principal Kong that just exudes authority. The fact that he stands at just over 9 ft. tall probably helps in this regard. His booming voice has been known to bring even the toughest and most rebellious students to their knees, quivering…

 

But behind this intimidating package is a deeply generous soul. A monster who has dedicated his entire life toward seeing through the late (great) Professor Kane Thulhu’s vision of a fully inclusive multi-species school.
Kong has achieved this goal, and then some. Today, K. Thulhu High’s academic model is replicated the world over, to great success.

 

Among his peers, the distinguished ape is admired for his great intellect and depth of knowledge on a broad variety of subjects, as well as for his exceptional dialectical prowess.

 

Kong has vowed to lend these gifts toward creating a space for all oppressed monsters to feel safe in, and to fight social inequities wherever they may be found.

 

FUN FACT: Kong’s keen sartorial eye has landed him on the cover of a prominent male fashion magazine two years running.

Dudley DuSang

 

This portly blood-sucking ponce has been wasting his, and everyone else’s, time at K.Thulhu High for longer than any of the faculty members would care to admit. Dudley offers little of value other than an extremely strong contender for “world’s most punch able face” and being the progeny of unreasonably influential, wealthy Vampires.

 

When he’s not busy terrorizing his fellow students (the more vulnerable, the better), he can be found flunking out of every class he’s ever taken while bragging about his thoroughly undeserved privilege.

KLETUS

 

The enigmatic, moonshine-guzzlin’, banjo-playin’, tobacco-chewin’ Mummy known only as Kletus has been K.Thulhu High’s most popular school bus driver (or should I say reckless driver?) for going on thirty years now.

 

Equal parts feared and beloved, Kletus appears to harbor a mysterious past that is the subject of much speculation among students. Whether or not any of the rumors are true has yet to be determined.

 

What cannot be denied is that behind the ragged, rough-hewn presentation, Kletus often betrays a more dignified… and dare I say, almost regal bearing.

 

Perhaps there really is more to that old rolled up yokel than meets the eye?

JOSHUA GOLEM

 

The son of a powerful movie tycoon, Joshua grew up in a worldin which vast amounts of wealth and fame were commonplace.

 

You would think, then, that Josh would be just another jaded, meathead bully – especially judging from the company he likes to keep (Drake appears to be his best friend), but inside that enormous clay frame of his beats a gentle, tender heart.

 

No, Joshua’s character is rock-solid. It’s his mind that poses a real problem…

MENAHEM GOLEM

 

Originally haling from Golem Heights, a conflict-ridden region of the world, Menahem built from early on in life, and out of necessity, a hard-shelled exterior. This distanced, pragmatic approach – allied with uncanny shrewdness and unbridled ambition – soon saw him amass a vast fortune.

 

Now in possession of near infinite resources, Menahem moved to scorching hot Los Demonios to pursue a long-held passion for film, finding immediate success with his first feature, “Rictor Mortis, Private Detective”.